And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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