if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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