awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Send help, water and tortillas.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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