do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Umm I'm too high to move.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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