just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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