ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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