The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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