My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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