worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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