Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Randomize
