The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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