I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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