Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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