It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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