Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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