i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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