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(310): View more from California

I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.

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(303): View more from Colorado

.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive

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(703): View more from Virginia

He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.

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Wasn't he an English major?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.

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(714): View more from California

Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy

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He wasn't prepared for it

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(602): View more from Arizona

Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it

(661): View more from California

I know! I’m the best!

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