This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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