My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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