This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I checked into jail on foursquare
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
