Do vagina's smell?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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