I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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