is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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