a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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