love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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