it was like his penis was on wheels.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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