If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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