If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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