How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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