if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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