The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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