Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
