break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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