Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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