Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
