what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize