Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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