just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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