Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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