We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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