This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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