Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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