I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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