then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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