I hate your face
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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