gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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