just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ambien. No doubt about it.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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