sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
