i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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