if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
As shirtless as possible
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
They have beer where we have blood.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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