And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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