Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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