Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Farmville is her only friend.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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