My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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